Wheel of Misfortune Dec14 by pHil Rittenhouse on December 14, 2011 at 12:01 am Chapter: Comic In which Penelope explains to a user that although the wheel keeps turnin’, it only matters to those on the rim. Related └ Tags: Gadget, Hardware, Help?Desk, Penny Dreadful, Sensible Violence, User Abuse
I think it landing on wedgie would fit the bill, because we all know that the comfy chair is only for old ladies. 😉
Perhaps you’re right! I was thinking the soft cushions, but that might be a bit harsh 😉
Cattle prod, my personal favorite.