Jan18
In which BritChick joins a group of her peers and immediately wins a divisive victory.
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Panel 1:
(A comic book splash page is shown, featuring three heroes. One is a huge, green figure, another a small, orange, rock-like being, and the third is Penelope Dreadful dressed as BritChick.)
Caption: This issue: The World’s greatest team of heroes… the Revengers!
Caption: Starring: The Inedible Bulk!
Bulk: Bulk Bash!
Caption: BritChick!
BritChick: Brit-Chicky-POW!
Caption: And Orange Crush!
Orange Crush: It’s Blubberin’ Time!
Panel 2:
(The three heroes pause as The Bulk asks BritChick a question.)
Bulk: Brit-Chicky-Pow? What kind of idiotic battle cry is Brit-Chicky-Pow?
Panel 3:
(BritChick wallops The Bulk with her mallet.)
SFX: Ker-POW!
Panel 4:
(BritChick and Orange Crush talk; The Bulk lies in pieces at their feet.)
BritChick: Any more stupid questions?
Orange Crush: No, no, I’m good!
Bulk: Ow…
(A comic book splash page is shown, featuring three heroes. One is a huge, green figure, another a small, orange, rock-like being, and the third is Penelope Dreadful dressed as BritChick.)
Caption: This issue: The World’s greatest team of heroes… the Revengers!
Caption: Starring: The Inedible Bulk!
Bulk: Bulk Bash!
Caption: BritChick!
BritChick: Brit-Chicky-POW!
Caption: And Orange Crush!
Orange Crush: It’s Blubberin’ Time!
Panel 2:
(The three heroes pause as The Bulk asks BritChick a question.)
Bulk: Brit-Chicky-Pow? What kind of idiotic battle cry is Brit-Chicky-Pow?
Panel 3:
(BritChick wallops The Bulk with her mallet.)
SFX: Ker-POW!
Panel 4:
(BritChick and Orange Crush talk; The Bulk lies in pieces at their feet.)
BritChick: Any more stupid questions?
Orange Crush: No, no, I’m good!
Bulk: Ow…
lol, love Orange Crush too.
Thanks!!! Ben Grimm was always one of my favourite Marvel heroes, I think because of his often humorous nature. Orange Crush may be back in the future, if I can work him in.
Cool.
But yeah, Ben Grimm’s humor makes him a lot more entertaining than the Hulk. The Hulk, while an equally or possibly more tragic character, has always kind of bored me. Except for the Professor Hulk personality.