In which Penelope discovers that there’s always a solution to disagreements between coworkers.

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Panel 1:
(Johnny enters Penny’s office to find an irate Penny.)
Johnny: What’s up?
Penny: I’m just trying to cool down.

Panel 2:
Penny: I just had a huge argument with that new SQL DBA the Bobs hired.

Panel 3:
Penny: I wanted to drop a table, and he kept insisting I shouldn’t.

Panel 4:
(Penny gestures to an unconscious co-worker, laying underneath a large conference table.)
Penny: I won.