Dec23
In which Penelope plans how best to spread some Holiday Cheer.
↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
(In the server room, an angry executive points his finger accusingly at Penny as he exits.)
Purchasing Guy: We in purchasing bought our own mail server! We set it to return any spurious orders to the sender. No more scams! So… Happy holidays!
Panel 2:
(Penny types at her computer. We can see the words on her screen.)
Screen: Ingredients: (1) Purchasing dep’t mail server; (1) VBscript to order enough floppies to back up the entire SAN (1 disk per invoice.); (1) Return email address looped back to the Purchasing inbox.
SFX: Clackity-Clackity-Clackity
Panel 3:
(Johnny enters.)
Screen: Instructions: Run script. Wait 500 milliseconds or until mail server is fully cooked. Laugh in evil fashion.
SFX: Clackity-Clackity-Clackity
Panel 4:
Johnny: What are you working on?
Penny: Oh, just a holiday recipe…
(In the server room, an angry executive points his finger accusingly at Penny as he exits.)
Purchasing Guy: We in purchasing bought our own mail server! We set it to return any spurious orders to the sender. No more scams! So… Happy holidays!
Panel 2:
(Penny types at her computer. We can see the words on her screen.)
Screen: Ingredients: (1) Purchasing dep’t mail server; (1) VBscript to order enough floppies to back up the entire SAN (1 disk per invoice.); (1) Return email address looped back to the Purchasing inbox.
SFX: Clackity-Clackity-Clackity
Panel 3:
(Johnny enters.)
Screen: Instructions: Run script. Wait 500 milliseconds or until mail server is fully cooked. Laugh in evil fashion.
SFX: Clackity-Clackity-Clackity
Panel 4:
Johnny: What are you working on?
Penny: Oh, just a holiday recipe…
I may need this one explained to me.