Dec14
In which Penelope explains to a user that although the wheel keeps turnin’, it only matters to those on the rim.
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Panel 1:
(A user enters Penny’s office from the hallway.)
User: Hi! I need a new CAT-5 cable for my computer.
Penny (interrupting): A what!?
Panel 2:
User: You know, an Ethernet cable.
Penny: That kind of knowledge is prohibited at user level!
Panel 3:
User: Haha! How can you possibly enforce a silly rule like that?!
Panel 4:
(Penny grabs the lever of a game-type spinning wheel device, which is labeled with various types of torture and punishment.)
Penny: Let’s just find that out, shall we…?
(A user enters Penny’s office from the hallway.)
User: Hi! I need a new CAT-5 cable for my computer.
Penny (interrupting): A what!?
Panel 2:
User: You know, an Ethernet cable.
Penny: That kind of knowledge is prohibited at user level!
Panel 3:
User: Haha! How can you possibly enforce a silly rule like that?!
Panel 4:
(Penny grabs the lever of a game-type spinning wheel device, which is labeled with various types of torture and punishment.)
Penny: Let’s just find that out, shall we…?
I think it landing on wedgie would fit the bill, because we all know that the comfy chair is only for old ladies.
Perhaps you’re right! I was thinking the soft cushions, but that might be a bit harsh
Cattle prod, my personal favorite.