In which Penelope doesn’t strike the monolith, and the monolith strikes up a conversation.
↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
(Penny prepares to bash an ancient computer with a mallet.)
Penny: Alright, you. Let’s see what you’re about…
Computer: I can’t let you do that, Dave…
Penny: You talk?
Panel 2:
(Penny and Johnny are shocked to hear the computer speak. Penny lowers the mallet.)
Computer: Uh… No, I don’t. That’d be silly.
Penny: You do so! I heard you!
Panel 3:
Computer: …
Panel 4:
Computer: Would you like to play a game?
(Penny prepares to bash an ancient computer with a mallet.)
Penny: Alright, you. Let’s see what you’re about…
Computer: I can’t let you do that, Dave…
Penny: You talk?
Panel 2:
(Penny and Johnny are shocked to hear the computer speak. Penny lowers the mallet.)
Computer: Uh… No, I don’t. That’d be silly.
Penny: You do so! I heard you!
Panel 3:
Computer: …
Panel 4:
Computer: Would you like to play a game?




Asking it to play tic-tac-toe would do just as much damage to its system as a hammer could, Penny. ; )