In which Penelope holds her tongue, and wishes the idea would catch on.

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Panel 1:
(An employee in shirt and tie bursts in on Penny and Johnny in the server room.)
Guy: Hi! I’m from Marketing!

Panel 2:
Guy: You know, since every problem is an opportunity in disguise, I’m sure you’d love to seize this opportunity to fix our print spooler!

Panel 3:
(Penny makes a show of ignoring the guy.)
Guy: …

Panel 4:
Guy: I said, since…
Penny: I heard you. I’m just seizing this opportunity to ignore you till you go away.