Drop the Cow!

Panel 1:
(Johnny enteres Penny’s office to find her watching an episode of the BBC’s Top Gear on the telly.)
Johnny: What’re you watching?
Penny: Shhh! The Bobs want me to spec some new D.R. kit. My fave show is reviewing the new Dell PowerEdge™ servers.

Panel 2:
(In the Top Gear studio, Jeremy Clarkson introduces the Stig.)
Jeremy: Some say… He has a second face tattooed on the back of his head. Some say… He keeps an extra hand in the glovebox, just in case. All we know is, he’s called the Stig!

Panel 3:
(On the Top Gear test track, the Stig lays down rubber as he launches the Dell server he is riding for a lap.)
Jeremy (voice-over): Oooh! Lots of cooling fan squeal off the line…

Panel 4:
(Tires fly around and the Stig is thrown from atop the computer, having mis-negotiated a corner.)
Jeremy (voice-over): Oh, no! The Stig has flipped the Dell in the Hammerhead! It’s as I’ve said, Richard, The Americans just can’t make a server that corners well…