Jul22
In which Penelope celebrates the birthday of the Grand Inquisitor with a gift to herself.
Okay, no one knows when his birthday was, so I decided it was today.
↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
(Penny talks on the phone with a user.)
Penny: Probably because your code is rubbish, that’s why!
Panel 2:
(Penny grows irate.)
Penny: I don’t care How it runs on your dev box. If it can’t install properly in a multi-server farm, I won’t touch it!
Panel 3:
Penny: Listen… Come down to the server room. I just put in a new rack dedicated to settling these disputes. Fine! See you then.
Panel 4:
(Penny hangs up and walks to her new addition, a medieval torture rack.)
Johnny: I’m pretty sure he thought you meant a server rack.
Penny: How would that settle anything?
(Penny talks on the phone with a user.)
Penny: Probably because your code is rubbish, that’s why!
Panel 2:
(Penny grows irate.)
Penny: I don’t care How it runs on your dev box. If it can’t install properly in a multi-server farm, I won’t touch it!
Panel 3:
Penny: Listen… Come down to the server room. I just put in a new rack dedicated to settling these disputes. Fine! See you then.
Panel 4:
(Penny hangs up and walks to her new addition, a medieval torture rack.)
Johnny: I’m pretty sure he thought you meant a server rack.
Penny: How would that settle anything?



