Jul18
In which young Penelope illustrates the only truly good reason to have a multi-line telephone.
↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
(Johnny looks on as Penny takes a phone call.)
SFX: Ring!
Penny: Okay! Here we go – Line 1! Hello, Network support! How can I help you? Hmmm… Sounds like a hardware problem. Hardware support can help you. You’re welcome!
Panel 2:
(The phone rings again…)
SFX: Ring!
Penny: Line 2! Just like Clockwork! Hello, Hardware support! How can I help you? No, that’s a software Issue. Call Software Support. You’re welcome!
Panel 3:
(…And again…)
SFX: Ring!
Penny: AND… LINE 3! Hello, software support… Nope! That would be a network issue. Try callIng network support. You’re welcome!
Panel 4:
(The phone rings, louder.)
Johnny: You’re a weasel.
Penny: I told you It would work! Where’s that pop you owe me?
SFX: Ring!
(Johnny looks on as Penny takes a phone call.)
SFX: Ring!
Penny: Okay! Here we go – Line 1! Hello, Network support! How can I help you? Hmmm… Sounds like a hardware problem. Hardware support can help you. You’re welcome!
Panel 2:
(The phone rings again…)
SFX: Ring!
Penny: Line 2! Just like Clockwork! Hello, Hardware support! How can I help you? No, that’s a software Issue. Call Software Support. You’re welcome!
Panel 3:
(…And again…)
SFX: Ring!
Penny: AND… LINE 3! Hello, software support… Nope! That would be a network issue. Try callIng network support. You’re welcome!
Panel 4:
(The phone rings, louder.)
Johnny: You’re a weasel.
Penny: I told you It would work! Where’s that pop you owe me?
SFX: Ring!